超经典英语笑话

超经典英语笑话

　　英语笑话既能让我们开怀大笑也能让我们学到英语知识，今天我们就一起来看看超经典英语笑话吧!

　　超经典英语笑话(一)

　　Where is the egg? 鸡蛋在哪里?

　　Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?

　　Student: In the cake, Sir.

　　老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?

　　学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

　　老师：“鸡蛋”在哪?

　　学生：在蛋糕里，先生。

　　超经典英语笑话(二)

　　An economical budget 节俭预算

　　I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show.

　　Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the qualities of the device, she mentioned that it saved 25000 gallons of water a year. The man stood as if deep in thought. Finally, the woman asked if he had any questions.

　　"No," he replied. "I am just trying to figure out where I'll store all the water."

　　我在洛杉矶一家卖家庭和花园用具的摊棚工作。

　　我隔壁摊位的女士说卖沐浴节水器的，当她向一位过路人推销淋浴电器时，她提到了这个节水器每年可省下2.5万加仑的'水。那位过路人站在那里好像深思什么。最后，摊主问他有什么问题没有。

　　“没有”，他说：“我只是在想我把这些节省下来的水储存到哪儿去呢?”

　　超经典英语笑话(三)

　　Sitting and Doing Nothing

　　A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

　　The crow answered, "Sure, why not?"

　　So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.