愚人节应为搞笑的祝福语

愚人节应为搞笑的祝福语

1.a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

2.the father replied: i don ’t know son. i ’m still paying!!

at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... he asks him: what are you doing?

the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! i have to pay bills for my in-laws, and i hate this life!!! i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!!! father said: wait!!!!!!!! i am coming with you

a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company training session. her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

3.the wife answered: thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

the husband laughed and said: an english girl!!!

the woman kept quiet and left. two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: so honey, how was the trip?

the wife: very good, thank you.

the husband: and, what happened to my present?

the wife: which present?

the husband: what i asked for: the english girl?

the wife: oh, that! well, i did what i could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!